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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

blast-0ise:

mrgavinfree:

dangruchy:

matthullum:

*michael voice* fuck you gavin

*gavin voice* but mICHAEL

*jacks voice* MI-COOL

*Geoff background laugh*

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

madgay:

how to solve every problem ever

  • ignore it 

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

  • when someone hums quietly.
  • when my hair gets played with.
  • when someone whispers a story to me.
  • when someone traces my skin.
  • chloroform. 

(Source: following-moons)

theyellowbrickroad:

am i too young to have a midlife crisis

twigwise:

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

This

Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day

(Source: stilken)

Do you guys remember That’s So Raven? That’s So Raven, one of the few shows Disney channel did right. That’s So Raven, if you don’t remember starred Raven Symone as Raven Baxter. Let me tell you somethings about Raven Baxter; Raven Baxter wasn’t a thin girl nor did she want to be famous singer like EVERY OTHER CHARACTER ON TELEVISION TODAY. No, Raven was a girl with some extra meat on her bones that wanted to be a fashion designer and model her own work. Remember the episode where a magazine put her head on another model’s body because she didn’t have ‘the look’ and how Raven fought to change it? What happened to episodes like that, Disney Channel? Yes, That’s So Raven, despite being a show about a psychic, was the most real kids show on television. What about the episode dealing with racism when the store manager refused to hire Raven because she’s black? Or the episode dealing with drugs when Raven thought her brother, Cory, was smoking? This was a show that was popular and relatable. It didn’t feature a new song every week, it didn’t need to! The hilarious antics of the costume wearing Raven Baxter, mixed with life lessons we can actually read, made this show the best show Disney Channel came up with ever.

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

(Source: goblinparty)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

pinsir: I feel you girl

whittenorr:

i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

  • weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
  • literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
  • pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
  • make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
  • they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell

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