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idiosyncrasiesofafoolishman replied to your post: The awkward moment when Kaitlyn realizes that…

That awkward moment when you count as both.

Oi! I do what I do! Thank you very much :P

Never again say “I don’t have the right ingredients”

so-adorabloodthirsty:

qichi:

http://www.supercook.com/

posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you!

well there goes my dinner plans

cosmo sex tip #666

tsunhimepls:

when your partner is least expecting it pin them to the ceiling and set them on fire

idiosyncrasiesofafoolishman replied to your post: 

someone got laid

NO! ÒnÓ

But I did get a coffee date with someone whom I haven’t seen in forever, and I’m really really really really reeeally excited :D

niggawitdreadz:

roses are red voilets are blue

i want to be balls deep inside of you

(◕‿◕✿)

HOW TO DRAW BISHOUNENS

areyouserious27:

eggybun:

eccentricitymadness:

YOU GUYS WANT TO DRAW SEXY BISHOUNENS LIKE YOU SEE IN MANGAS AND ANIME DON’T YOU? WELL HERE’S HOW YOU DRAW THEM.

REMEMBER TO FOLLOW EACH STEP PROPERLY AND YOU’LL HAVE THE MOST SEXIEST BEAUTIFUL BISHOUNEN EVER.


is that ok

NO. YOU DID IT WRONG.

idiosyncrasiesofafoolishman replied to your post: allamericandreaming replied to your post: Let’s…

I can take a look at that for you. By take a look, i mean “knock you out”, and by at that, i mean “take out your sternum”.

You may as well, it’s already almost detached D:

idiosyncrasiesofafoolishman replied to your post: My lab was cancelled today but it wasn’t announced…

Labs are always cancelled the first week of school, mang. That is the only thing i retained from the first year of college.

Welp, bitches!

  • Me: PENIS I MEAN ART
  • Nicole: IS THIS WHERE THE DICKS ARE I MEAN ART
  • Me: I AM HERE TO ORGASM I MEAN ART
  • Nicole: AW FUCK, THAT ASS I MEAN ART
  • Me: GIMME DAT BOOTY I MEAN ART

idiosyncrasiesofafoolishman replied to your post: OHMYGOSH!!! I’m finally watching Sherlock and Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice is TERRIFYING!

I’ve never heard his voice. Never want to. This reinforces my decision.

SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idiosyncrasiesofafoolishman replied to your post: idiosyncrasiesofafoolishman replied to your post:…

Ohh. Seemed pretty personal to me.

Yeah not many people can really peg me that well. Guess I’m just a big head of hair filled with secrets :/

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