August 2012
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butts.
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Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Me: No.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Me: Shhh.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Me: ...
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
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i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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puppyluver43:
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
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Rejection 101: An Animated Family →
heart-and-song:
juniorcaptain:
I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado.
This has led me to conclude that Phoebus
is the father of Miguel.
Miguel fell in…
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i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
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Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
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July 2012
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So I’ve decided to migrate all of the personal posts relating to my life to a different blog since most of them are quite… personal, given the name, and having them available to a few… hundred people is just a bit unnerving…
But I know some people may actually care about what goes on in the happenings of my mind and the progressions of my life so I’ll make the link...
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“I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I’d never have.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via imfantasyparade)
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lellah asked: I'm so glad I found your blog, and I'm greatly enjoying following you. :)
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allamericandreaming asked: Your name is Joshua, people call you Josh. I am going to Yeshua. That is your new warrior name. You laugh now, Yeshua, but it'll stick. I promise.
Anonymous asked: Jjjjjoooossssahhhhh, answer me!!! Loves you
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idiosyncrasiesofafoolishman asked: you should use your phatoshoop to draw over that honour and a penis gif and replace shin with aang and hiro with zuko or summat, that would be tits
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I feel so sorry for all the people that have tried to talk to me on here because more than likely I never responded or answered them.
It’s not because I don’t want to talk to you or that I don’t like you, I’m just dysfunctionally awkward and insecure when talking to people, so much so that I tend to just ignore the occasion when it arises until I forget that I meant to...
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